What I learned about writing from a broken tooth

We here at TVWriter™ just fucking love epiphanies. Especially about writing. More especially when they’re somebody else’s and that somebody else just gives them out to the world, angst-free. (Well, that somebody else may have felt some angst, but for us chickenshit wise men and women, insights like the one coming up in the following post are relatively free!)

toothpullerby Nathan Bransford

I recently had quite a health ordeal, and for some reason it reminded me of writing and publishing. Probably because everything does. Bear with me on this one.

A month back, while in the early days of my new job, I bit into a piece of toast and felt a sharp pain in one of my molars. I didn’t think that much of it — I’ve had some jaw/tooth aches in the past that didn’t amount to much — and I went about my business, planning to check with my dentist if the pain didn’t go away. Then, a week later, I proceeded to get immensely sick, coming down with a 104.5 fever. (Spoiler: I survived!)

On top of that, my tooth still hurt like crazy whenever I accidentally bit into something, so as I was recovering from that illness thanks to the miracle of antibiotics, I went to the dentist. Sure enough, I had a broken tooth beyond repair and an infected root. It’s probable that my illness was connected to the broken tooth, as a point of entry for some bacteria or another. Annnd I had to have the tooth extracted. Which I really didn’t want to do. But I had to.

Now, thankfully, I’m on the other side of everything. My tooth is gone, my gum is healing, I can finally eat normally again, and I’m back to 100% health. Win!!

So why am I telling you this?

Last night as I was eating a delicious crab sandwich without any pain, I got to thinking, “You know what? Having *no* tooth is better than having a broken tooth.”

Indeed. And then I saw a commercial for Entourage, which reminded me of agenting, and then THIS BLOG POST WAS BORN.

Read it all at Nathan Bransford’s fine blog