THE VENTURE BROTHERS Returns January 31st


(Look! It’s THE VENTURE BROTHERS Season 6 Trailer! With Brock even.)

And when we say “returns” we don’t mean just a season premiere, oh no. We’re talking that the entire #@$!ing new season will be on Adult Swim starting at midnight, Sunday, January 31st, and continuing for zillions of minutes until we’re totally flooded on the wonderment of what promises to be some of the best writing on TV.

Here’s how the press release puts it:

Location, Location, Location! Perfectly situated in the heart of New York City, season 6 of The Venture Bros. is a billionaire’s dream come true, offering the discerning buyer top-of-the-line drama and panoramic danger in every direction. Super-scientists, bring your loofah! Relax and unwind from a long day in the lab in your luxurious, spa-like, master bath, where floor-to-ceiling windows offer spectacular views of approaching enemies from every direction. This eight episode, 3 BR, 2 BA stunner comes with its own dedicated robot, plus servants’ quarters for live-in bodyguard.

Yeah, we didn’t say that the PR stuff was well written, just the show.

Oh, God, what if THE VENTURE BROTHERS doesn’t come through? What if Season 6 is as badly written as Season 4 was? What’ll we do? What’ll we do?

Please, Venture gang, please, please, please – be fucking GOOD!