The Hidden Meaning in Kids’ Movies?

And now, boys and girls, an educational video guaranteed to get your hormones in an uproar.

In other words, it’s time to condemn…gender-stereotyping!

Yeah, baby.

In case you’re wondering why we’re freaking out about this well-intentioned discussion, it’s simple: Our subliminally induced attitudes toward manhood are being – ohmyfuckingod!!! – threatened.

Sigh…