munchman Visits Some Shows His Pals Recommend…

…What? You didn’t know I had pals? Well, maybe I won’t after this. But I gotta be honest, you know?

NECESSARY ROUGHNESS
So many jocks. So little game.

THE FIRM
So many gambits. So little result.

SMASH
So many Judy Garlands. So little talent.

THE BORGIAS
So many schemes. So little thought.

Sorry, ex-friends. Don’t hate on me, okay?

But wait, I almost forgot this:

GIRLS
So many real moments. So little to make me not want to kill myself.

There, that’s positive, right? Well, it is. For me

munchman