Meryl Streep is Amazingly Candid for a Star

…And therefore is the object of our latest crush:

Andy Cohen failed to ask her about writers, which means we know several good ones who have released their drawn breaths with very loud, “Whew…”s.

OTOH, now we’re obsessed with this psycho-sexual quandary: Could we have sex with a woman who wants to have sex with Jack Nicholson? Or, worse, maybe has had sex with Jack Nicholson?

Oh no! We’re being pummeled by self-doubt and inadequacy! Yikes!

(Why is Jack Nicholson so threatening? Sorry, but we don’t dare go anywhere near that trail.)