Love & Money Dept – TV Writing Deals for 10/24/14


Latest News About Writers Who Are Doing Better Than We Are
by munchman

  • Not one, not two, but three failed movies intended to be long-running franchises are moving to TV even as we speak: RESIDENT EVIL, THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS, and PERFUME. (No writers are attached, so if you want to write some crap that will get you into the WGA and maybe even make you some royalties, it’s time to call your agents, fast. Tell ’em Timothy J. Muncher sez to get him – as in moi – a gig too. There, I just cut you for a big career move. Whatcha gonna do fer me?)
  • David & Alex Pastor (THE LAST DAYS) are writing a Syfy pilot called INCORPORATED about the bad shit multi-nationals do. (Sounds like a winner to me. Well, except for that Syfy connection. Now if this was going to AMC…)
  • Josh Safran (once a big honcho at HBO) is writing a U.S. version of a Swedish legal thriller which is scheduled to emerge as the crowd-drawing CBS jewel called BLACK WIDOWS. (Why is a suit writing it instead of a writer? C’mon, y’all know the answer to that. Cuz every suit reaches the point where s/he is abso-fucking-lutely certain s/he can write better than any of the writers s/he’s worked with, and it’s my munching guess that’s what happened here. Dood’s wrong, of course. They always are. Contact your agent for the rewrite gig – ASAP.)
  • Oliver Goldstick (PRETTY LITTLE LIARS) is writing the pilot for a drama to be called THE TOWN over at The CW. This one’s based on a UK series created by Mike Barnett where a guy looking into his parents’ death discovers that their whole town was, as the press release says, “culpable.” (But if we know that going in, why do we want to watch the show? Huh, The CW? Nuh? Huh?)

That’s it for now. Write in and tell munchilito what you’ve sold today. TVWriter™ can’t wait to brag to all your friends. (And, more importantly, enemies. Hehehe….)