Lookin’ For Love in All the Wrong Places

by Larry Brody

When I was a student at Northwestern University I took an independent study with my favorite professor, Edward B. Hungerford, AKA Ted (although I could never even think of calling him that until we both were much older).

At our first meeting I told him I was going to write a novel, about a college student who…

He stopped me before I could go any further. “You may have noticed,” Dr. Hungerford said, “that most novels are about adults, handling adult problems.”

“Uh, yeah, now that you mention it,” I said.

“The reason for that,” Dr. Hungerford said, “is that adult problems are more likely to have high stakes. Life, death, love, loss, disaster, despair. And high stakes are much more effective for getting readers involved.”

“I don’t know much about adult problems,” I said. “Just about trying to look cool, getting up the courage to ask a girl out, cramming for a test in a class I despise.” I stopped. Dr. Hungerford was looking at me knowingly.

The independent study became an individual tutorial on Othello, which I didn’t despise at all.

If that conversation, and that class, were occurring today, none of that would have happened. Instead I probably would’ve just shrugged and said, “In that case, I’ve got this great idea for a TV drama series…”

Back then, most television, especially drama, featured people who looked like adults, and for the most part behaved like them too. Heroic adults. Or villainous adults. But adults.

You don’t see that so much now. When immature people grapple with serious issues while behaving in the silliest possible way, I lose sight of the stakes and become overwhelmed by the, well, stupidity usually, of the heroes’ approach. TV drama is filled with sophisticated twists and turns, puzzles and surprises, but even those can’t disguise how trivial so many of the characters are. And while I like trivia as much as the next guy – maybe more – I still need the characters to have more going for them than the ability to banter. I need them behave like real people who have something more than their cool to lose.

Or, more succinctly, to behave the way I think I would in whatever situation they’re in. (I could spout about “audience identification” and all that, but my deepest, darkest fear is that, simply, I love shows that seem to be, you know, all about me.)

Bobby Goren AKA My Self Image, Right Or Wrong

What shows meet those ill-defined criteria for me? What do I watch? Well, my DVR records the following:

  1. BONES
  2. BURN NOTICE
  3. CASTLE
  4. DOCTOR WHO
  5. LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT (I know it’s off the air and I’ve seen ’em all, but it’s the only show ever that I keep watching anyway)
  6. LEVERAGE
  7. NCIS
  8. SHERLOCK
  9. THE CLOSER
  10. THE GLADES

Looking over this list, do I detect a pattern? Are most of the shows I like really just ’80s style retreads? Reminders of what we did “back in the day?”

Hmm, no, I think not.

Me Again, Kinda. Uh-oh…

Because here’s what the list would have been just a few years ago, before the following series either were cancelled or, sadly, seemed to me to jump the shark:

  1. BOSS (Jumped the LB shark: too much irredeemable evil for me to sleep after seeing it now)
  2. DEADWOOD (Jumped my shark and went off the air, a double whammy)
  3. DEXTER (Jumped my shark when they killed Rita; sob)
  4. HOUSE (Gone, but I really thought this one was all about me)
  5. JOHN FROM CINCINATTI (Gone)
  6. LIE TO ME (Gone)
  7. SAVING GRACE (Gone)
  8. THE GOOD WIFE (Jumped my shark when I couldn’t understand the behavior of any one of the characters)
  9. THE SOPRANOS (Gone; another sob)
  10. THE WIRE (Gone but to me the Best of the Best; totally immersive)

If anyone out there has been watching a show – drama or action, whatever you want to call it – that you think I can get addicted to, get in touch. Tell me when it’s on. I’ll give it a try. And if it grabs me I’ll owe you. I will.

Otherwise – oh God, not this – I suppose I could get a life.

 

About LB

Larry Brody has been profiled in such national magazines and websites as Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Starlog, People, Electronic Media, IndieSlate, TechTV, io9, and of course TV Guide.

A legendary figure in the television writing and production world, with a career going back to the late ’60s, Brody has written and produced literally thousands of hours of network and syndicated television.

Brody has also been active in the TV animation world, writing, creating, consulting, and/or supervising the cult favorite STAR TREK animated TV series, the SILVER SURFER, SPAWN, SUPERMAN, SPIDERMAN, and SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED animated series, and was showrunner of the French animated series, DIABOLIK, as well as part of the team that developed and wrote the live-action/cgi animation sci-fi series Ace Lightning for the BBC.

Shows written or produced by Brody have won several awards including – yes, it’s true – Emmys.

2 thoughts on “Lookin’ For Love in All the Wrong Places

  1. kathyfuller says:

    Why is NCIS on your list? Just curious. I had to stop watching because I couldn’t take the silliness of the head slaps, the GUT, and Abby ramped up to 100. Has it changed in the past couple seasons?

    • LB says:

      Great question. The show’s stories make no sense, its politics offend me, Abby’s middle-aged teenagehood drives me insane, and I think it’s gotten worse the last 2 or 3 seasons, not better, but I never miss an episode.

      The 2 reasons why:

      1) I worked with Mark Harmon in the early days of both our careers. Absolutely love the guy. Seeing him is like seeing a second cousin you always wished you’d been closer with, and isn’t it great that he’s made good? (And I’ve always admired the way he kicked Don Bellasario’s butt. http://is.gd/JCnbsP)

      2) I didn’t discover the show until shortly after my heart surgery almost 3 years ago. I found it via the endless USA Network reruns, and my overmedicated mind responded to the core “family” concept of the team with tears of delight. When I wasn’t doing my cardio rehab I was watching NCIS – the perfect shelter from a reality I found overwhelming. And although I’m in an entirely different state of mind now, I keep tuning in to rediscover those wonderful warm and fuzzies.

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