Ever get an e-mail from me? Remember how it was signed?
Right, same as my posts on the TVWriter™ Message Board and most of my articles on this blog:
But I’ve never, ever sent an e-mail – that I know of – to Whitney Cummings or Chelsea Handler. And yet, Ms. Cummings new serfies on E!, produced by Ms. Handler, is called – brace yourselves now:
LOVE YOU, MEAN IT WITH WHITNEY CUMMINGS
Uh…what’s that? You didn’t know LYMI stood for Love You Mean It? Really? But Whitney and Chelsea knew. Oh yeah, they did. Skip Brittenham is coming for you, ladies. Get ready to settle.
(Yeah, I know my pockets might be deeper than theirs because how else could I afford the primo entertainment attorney in L.A.? But still, it’s principle, gang, principle, I say.
Why the hell did I trademark TVWriter™ and not LYMI?
And I thought retirement would lessen my stress….
LYMI, (See? There it is)