From the makers of BIC, those non-sexist genius pen pushers who must have spent at least a day coming up with this product:
Not gonna lie, the world has needed these for a long time. Instead I’ve been using those neanderthal man-pens to create my epic works of staggering prose. Just think if I’d had a Lady Pen…what I could have done with my life. What I could have accomplished. What I could have written that would have changed the world.
Also available: Retractables. Be still my heart.
EDITED BY LB TO ADD: As a man who loves women, all I can say is “Aaarghhh!!!”