Foodies, Avert Your Gaze

Do you like meat porn?

The Thiel Foundation, created by PayPal starter-upper Peter Thiel, has decided to go for the gold, technologically and foodaliciously speaking. To put it succinctly, its Breakout Labs subsidiary is giving grants into research that amounts to – wait for it – printing meat. In 3D of course. Complete with nutrients and flavor.

O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in’t!

Hey, meat formula, TV scripting formula, it’s all the same. dontcha know? Just follow the rules and pull the switch.

We return you now to your regularly scheduled tofu.