Larry Brody’s Poetry: ‘Lunching With The Dragon’

by Larry Brody

NOTE FROM LB:

Meetings are the not only of writers but of everyone in showbiz who actually wants to get something accomplished…which means anyone but executives because whenever they do what it is they do they’re taking the risk of having the result backfire and kicking them out of a job. The following poem, however, is about a meeting I had where I truly learned something from a great man. Ah, those were the days!


 Lunching With The Dragon

“This isn’t real, you know.” We sit in a Japanese

Restaurant in Brentwood, and the producer taps

The table between us. I’ve just presented my

Idea to him, and await an answer that

Means paying my mortgage or no.

“This isn’t really a table,” he says.

“And the walls aren’t really walls.

This isn’t really a Japanese Restaurant,

And you and I aren’t even people.

We’re just energy, is all.”

The producer leans forward with his sake.

“We perceive reality the way we want to.

We make ourselves physical,

And give things meaningless names.”

Chopsticked noodles vanish into

His mouth. “If you and I were to refuse to believe”

In this table,” he announces, “it would vanish in a

Shot. So would my yakisoba,

And your tonkatsu, and our rice.”

The producer leans back. “I go along with it,”

He says proudly, “Only because of the effort

It would take to fight. Besides, rocking the

Boat is something we both know is wrong.”

The producer downs the rest if his sake,

Washes it away with Green tea.

I never hear from him about my idea

Or anything else again. It’s okay.

I know I’ve had lunch with a great and powerful

Dragon. That’s the reality to me.

I used to be the warrior on the right here. Now I try to be the dragon on the left.


Larry Brody is the head dood at TVWriter™. He is posting at least one poem a week here at TVWriter™ because, as the Navajo Dog herself once pointed out, “Art has to be free. If you create it for money, you lose your vision, and yourself.” She said it shorter, though, with just a snort.

TVWriter™ Don’t-Miss Posts of the Week – February 27, 2017

The BIG NEWS OF THE WEEK at TVWriter™ is that LB has completed and sent out all the Feedback on entries in the 2016 PEOPLE’S PILOT. 

If you entered the contest and haven’t received your Feedback, please check your spam folder. If email with the heading “Feedback on your 2016 People’s Pilot Entry” isn’t there, email us so we can have another go at getting it to you ASAP.

And now it’s time for TVWriter™’s  latest look at our 5 most popular blog posts of the week ending yesterday. They are, in order:

Looking for TV Pilot Scripts?

Want to Read This Year’s Oscar Nominated Screenplays?

LB: Where Did THE FALL GUY Live?

Diana Vacc sees ‘Fifty Shades Darker’

John Ostrander: “My Mysteries are Many for I am TV’s ‘Legion’”

And our 5 most visited permanent resource pages are, also in order:

Writing the Dreaded Outline

The Logline

THE PEOPLE’S PILOT

Online TV and Film Writing Workshop

Student Central

Major thanks to everyone for making this another great week at TVWriter™. Don’t forget to click above and read what you missed and re-read what you loved!

Diana Vacc sees ‘Beaches’

Why in the name of creativity are these women smiling?

by Diana Vaccarelli

No spoilers here because it’s already spoiled!

Last month Lifetime premiered yet another remake Beaches.  As a feature film, Beaches was a moving drama following two young friends and their relationship throughout the years. Unfortunately, the only thing moving in this television film was my gag reflex.     

THE GOOD:

  • Nia Long gave a gut wrenching performance as the introverted Hillary Whitney. This performance is heartfelt and breathtaking.  I felt sympathy for her and was rooting for her to survive her disease.  One scene that stood out in particular is when Hillary is watching her young daughter Tori play with CC on the beach and smiles at the two of them. This scene represents hope, showing that Hillary knows that her daughter is going to be okay and that she can let go.   

THE BAD:

  • Where to begin? Lifetime, was it really necessary to remake such a classic? The writers, Bart Baker and Nikole Beckwith, didn’t come close to capturing the magic of the original. The original worked so well because of the chemistry between stars Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey.  Those two perfectly displayed that the characters have been friends for a lifetime. Here…it’s like they just met during casting.
  • Idina Menzel portrays the character of CC Bloom made iconic by the Divine Ms. M aka Bette Midler.  Menzel as the character is annoying and frustrating.  At a pivotal moment of conflict between the two heroines, Menzel destroyed all credibility, yelling in a way that made listening even more painful than having to endure nails scraping on a chalk board. It’s not like me hate on an actor, but I wanted to slap her. Menzel’s vocal range as a singer matched Midler’s, but her acting in this film never comes close.
  • The scenes that were supposed to be funny weren’t at all comical. Writing flaw? Acting flaw? Directing flaw? I think the responsibility lies squarely on the shoulders of whomever made the decisions that brought all the participants together.

THE REST:

The remake of Beaches has no reason to exist.  It was completely unsatisfying. I can’t think of anybody I know to whom I would recommend it.  


Diana Vaccarelli is TVWriter™’s Critic-at-Large and one of the best people we know. Find out more about her HERE

Want to be a Happier Camper? Do Something Creative Every Day

Being a creative individual probably isn’t a choice. Studies show creativity is in our DNA to one degree or another. But we can choose how and when we express that particular quality. With that in mind, it seems that one of the qualities most people desire most in their lives, can be just around the corner for us all:

by Cari Romm

We all have different ways of unwinding after a long day at the office. Some people make a beeline for the couch to start a Netflix binge; some people work out; some people switch on the creative side of their brains, engaging in something crafty or logging time in the kitchen.

All have their benefits, but things in that last category may be an especially worthy way to spend your off-the-clock hours. For one thing, having a creative side hustle outside of work can lead to increased job satisfaction. And according to a new study in the Journal of Positive Psychology, small-time creative pursuits — like cooking, knitting, or even doodling — can influence your overall well-being for the better.

The study authors recruited 658 volunteers to keep a daily diary for two weeks, describing their mood and rating how creative they had been over the course of the day (creativity was defined as “coming up with novel or original ideas; expressing oneself in an original and useful way; or spending time doing artistic activities”). With each entry, participants also filled out something called the “flourishing scale,” ranking their agreement with statements like “Today I was interested and engaged in my daily activities” and “Today my social relationships were supportive and rewarding.”

When they analyzed the diaries, the authors found that “people who engaged in creative pursuits today felt significantly more energetic, enthusiastic, and excited the next day.”…

Read it all at NY Mag

TVWriter™ Alum Danny Thomsen Gets Some Well-Earned Glory

That’s Mr. Thomsen in the middle, flanked by director Marcos Siega and actor Josh Bowman on the set.

Writer and Executive Producer of the recent ABC pilot based on the s-f classic novel and film Time After Time, Danny Thomsen’s  career has been a source of great joy for Our Beloved Leader, LB, and many other long-time TVWriter™ers.

If memory serves (and we can’t promise that it does) Danny started his writing career in one of LB’s Online Workshops, continued with a TVWriter™ Spec Scriptacular Semi-Finalist finish, and then shifted into high gear after he graduated from college and made the move from his East Coast home to L.A. (and LB’s guest room for awhile, or so we hear.)

TVWriter™ minions have long wanted to do a feature on Mr. Thomsen and his enviable career, but when we finally had the chance to go for it a couple of months ago, lo and behold, it turned out that a site called Syracuse.Com had beaten us to it.

The Syracuse.Com article is about as complete as you can get it, so, lazy larcenous bastards that we are, the only thing further that we’re going to write ourselves is…Here it is!

TV writer from Syracuse explains Hollywood’s obsession with reboots, remakes
by Geoff Herbert

Why are there so many movie remakes and reboots, television sequels and prequels, or spinoffs and revivals? A TV writer from Central New York not only has the answer — he’s been a part of many shows that are familiar to audiences even before they air.

Daniel T. Thomsen co-wrote an episode of HBO’s epic sci-fi series, “Westworld,” worked on “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” The CW’s “Melrose Place” reboot and ABC’s “Once Upon a Time,” which reimagines classic Disney fairytale characters in a live-action drama. He’s also writing and co-executive producing the upcoming “Time After Time,” based on the novel and film about author H.G. Wells going on a time travel adventure to try and catch Jack the Ripper.

Every single one of those has been “done” before, so to speak. But that’s not new, either.

Hollywood has always been obsessed with adapting well-known titles for new audiences, from 1939’s “The Wizard of Oz” (based on Chittenango native L. Frank Baum’s books) and Al Pacino’s “Scarface” (a remake of a 1932 film of the same name) to Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed” (see China’s 2002 film “Infernal Affairs”) and 1999’s “Cruel Intentions” (1988’s “Dangerous Liaisons” and the French novel “Les Liaisons Dangereuses”).

Now, Disney is doing live-action adaptations of animated classics (“Beauty and the Beast,” “Cinderella,” “The Jungle Book”) and Universal is rebooting all of its iconic monsters (starting with Syracuse native Tom Cruise in “The Mummy” next summer), while TV has turned to revivals (“Fuller House,” “Gilmore Girls,” “The X-Files,” “Twin Peaks”) and adaptations of movies (“Limitless,” “Shooter,” “Minority Report,” “Scream”).

“I think the reason is because every studio’s trying to financially help shows out so it’s just safer to invest in a new piece of programming that people are already familiar with,” Thomsen tells syracuse.com. “When you’re going out to pitch ideas, studios are willing to hear original ideas but they’ll also have a book or comic book that they’re looking for a writer that’s interested in writing it because they know people are interested in it and see it again.”

“It can be a good thing because if you know some audience is going to tune in and probably like it because they’ll see characters they haven’t seen in a while in different versions,” he continued. “As a storyteller, you can use that goodwill to tell a more ambitious story, I think. Sometimes if you have a brand-new character or story, you have to spend a lot of time explaining who they are…”

But Thomsen still loves seeing “wildly original” shows like “Breaking Bad” and FX’s new Donald Glover series “Atlanta.” He once sold his own pitch for a TV series about how lobotomies were used as mental healthcare in the 1930s — “a world that was not too long ago but so scary” — but it has yet to see the light of day.

“As someone who writes for a living and tries to come up with new stuff, I’m always interested in falling in love with something unexpectedly. ‘Breaking Bad,’ where all I knew about that going into it was it had the dad from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ and the dentist from ‘Seinfeld’ — I did not know what to expect and I was completely blown away by the storytelling and this world that, you know, is technically a real world but just felt like a different planet and this epic story. I love that.”

“Something like ‘Breaking Bad’ and ‘Mad Men’ – these are all shows that in the first season had very minimal viewership that required the studio to believe in it even if it wasn’t going to be a financial winner. And then people tell each other, ‘hey did you watch?’ and then it becomes a good business decision.”

Thomsen, 36, was born in Syracuse, where his parents went to Syracuse University together, but grew up all around Upstate New York. His father Fred Thomsen’s job as a school superintendent took the family to Geneva and Tonawonda before settling back in CNY, where Daniel attended Fabius-Pompey School District from grades 3-6 and Christian Brothers Academy for high school.

After graduating from CBA in 1998, Thomsen went to Babson College’s business school in hopes of joining the early dotcom startup craze.

“I really thought I wanted to work in that field, computers and all that,” he recalled. “But when I graduated the bubble had completely burst… The only silver lining to that is this was the perfect opportunity to try something else.”

Thomsen loved writing, so he headed to Los Angeles and tried out apprenticeship-style work as an assistant. He eventually landed his first job writing for “The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” starring future “Game of Thrones” actress Lena Headey as Sarah and Summer Glau (“Firefly”) as the cyborg set back in time to protect her son, John.

“That was fun, that was my dream. ‘T2,’ growing up, was one of my favorite movies,” he said.

The series was nominated for four Emmys but canceled after two seasons due to low ratings. Thomsen relied on writing spec scripts — unpaid work — to land more gigs, including co-writing three episodes for “Melrose Place” before landing at “Once Upon a Time.”

“There was always that anxiety that your show could end at any moment” on “Sarah Connor,” he recalled, but “Once Upon a Time” was a hit right off the bat in late 2011. He picked up writing credits on six episodes and producer credits for two seasons, but success brought a new set of challenges.

“You can’t have a bad week – there are no excuses. You have to come up with new episodes and you want them to be good. It’s really disciplined and dedication,” Thomsen said. “I was really proud of that show, especially that first season arc [on ‘Once Upon a Time’] — it’s really hard to do over 22 episodes.”

Even a show like Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy’s “Westworld,” with HBO’s reported budget of $100 million, had issues. The remake of the 1973 film based on Michael Crichton’s book underwent numerous delays and reshoots, to nail down the futuristic, western-themed amusement park where visitors indulge on nefarious desires with robotic hosts. But with a cast like Evan Rachel Wood, James Marsden, Ed Harris, Thandie Newton and Anthony Hopkins, plus backing from executive producer J.J. Abrams, HBO wasn’t afraid to bet big.

Thomsen, who co-wrote the third episode, said he was attracted to the project early on because the movie was a “futurist’s dream,” but had a simple storyline.

“I thought there was a way to tell the story that was surprising and emotional in a way that people haven’t considered before,” he told syracuse.com. “For me, in the pilot, the scene that was a gut punch was when Dolores (Wood) gets a new dad at the end. There’s something incredibly tragic about it that really spoke to me…”

“Westworld” has already been renewed for a second season and is reportedlyaveraging nearly 12 million viewers across all platforms — more than “Game of Thrones” in its first season.

But Thomsen says he won’t be back on “Westworld” because he’s too busy with “Time After Time,” which is expected to premiere this spring on ABC.

Freddie Stroma (“UnReal,” “Harry Potter”) will star as science fiction author H.G. Wells, traveling through time to chase famed serial killer Jack the Ripper, played by “Revenge” actor Josh Bowman. Kevin Williamson (“The Vampire Diaries,” “Dawson’s Creek”) uses the 1979 movie that starred Malcolm McDowell as inspiration, sending Wells to present day New York City and adding Genesis Rodriguez (“Identity Thief”) to help him.

Every show needs something to help it stand out, especially in the era of peak TVwith more than 500 scripted series this year alone. AMC is looking for the next “The Walking Dead” and HBO needs the next “Game of Thrones” — both based on books with a built-in fanbase — and viewing habits have changed thanks to streaming and binge-watching.

“You have to be noisier and make a bigger splash,” Thomsen said.

Will “Time After Time” make enough noise to be Thomsen’s next hit this spring? Stay tuned.

EDITOR’S NOTE: You can find the original version of this post, with more images and tons of comments, HERE

Best Puppet TV Show You’ll Ever See

The puppet series for those who hate puppets. Don’t believe us? Check this out:

See what mean?

Now are you getting it?

Two seasons of Callie & Izzy await.

See ’em HERE

And HERE

Read a very cool analysis HERE

THINGS THAT A NEW WRITER SHOULD BE DOING

N.T. Sexton, a frequent contributor to sites like Good Reads and YouTube, and an aspiring novelist who knows how to command a video or three has uploaded a series of videos called – aw, you guessed it – “Things That a New Writer Should Be Doing.”

The dude has some interesting thoughts, and an even more interesting way of communicating them, so, hey, we think it’s worth taking a look:

Check ’em out and let us know how helpful they are!