But – alas! – they don’t look exactly the way we expected them to (or even just a little bit):
Well, whaddaya expect for only $9.99?
Oh, wait, good news. Closer inspection revealed this at the bottom of each image:
“*Subject to final licensor approval”
We beseech thee, Joss our Lord our God…withhold the fucking approval! Give us something just a tad more like, what the hell, Mal and Jane et al.
And them’s our final words.