Amazon Studios Announces Premiere Dates for ALPHA HOUSE and BETAS

alphahouse

Yeah, it’s ALPHA HOUSE, bitches.

…But will anybody care?

We have no use for either of these shows cuz…Amazon Studios, you know? All we want to see is the end of production on ALPHA HOUSE so Garry Trudeau can get back to what he does best: Doonesbury, the once great comic strip that has been giving us reruns and nothing but reruns for months.

Anyway:

ALPHA HOUSE will debut November 15th. BETAS starts showing up November 22nd. (Not exactly an auspicious date, Amazon!)

No, we aren’t going to tell you what these shows are about cuz…Amazon Studios, right?

There, we’ve said what we have to. Now run along, kids. Play nice.

betas

Betas. So what?