Cuz I’m funny that way.
This one’s called ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW, and evidently it was a flash sensation at Sundance. Not on account of how good it looks, but because it was filmed in secret at Disneyland, the most heavily surveiled place on earth except for all our email accounts.
Insiders are all, “Ooh, how’d they do that? Will this mean the filmmakers never work for Disney? Wow!” I don’t care about any of that. I just love the idea of a horror film shot at the so-called “happiest place on earth.” Couldn’t happen to a nicer studio.
Uh-oh, does what I just said mean I’ll never work at Disney either? Are they gonna ban me? Again?
Anyway, here’s the trailer:
EDITOR’S NOTE: Son of a bitch! This baby’s been taken down. What does that tell you?
ANOTHER EDITOR’S NOTE: Not to worry. We found it at a new but undoubtedly equally insedure YouTube location: