Not just 1 or 2 but an entire Acme Mess O’TV Writing Quotes.
Cuz, you know…TVWriter™ cares:
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Television showrunners are a foolishly optimistic bunch.
I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what enamored me as a kid, and that’s what really got me hooked.
You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”
(Okay, so it’s only 6. Sorry. Sure felt like more while we were grabbing ’em…!)