munchman sees ‘The Mick’

by munchdaddy

…and yer friendly neighborhood munchlinio lurves it!

THE GOOD:

  • Kaitlin Olson
  • The outrageous depravity of Kaitlin Olson’s character, Mickey, AKA The Mick
  • The writing that gives Kailin Olson so much to work with while inhabiting Mickey, AKA The Mick
  • The writing that actually makes each episode of this series (okay, yeppers, I’ve only seen two, but I’m definitely coming back for more) not just Kaitlin Olson AKA Mickey AKA The Mick being funny but also makes each ep about something, in that way that old folks are always saying TV used to be (Was BONANZA ever “about” something? Really?)

THE BAD:

  • Kaitlin Olson’s character, Mickey, AKA The Mick isn’t exactly somebody we haven’t seen before. It is, in fact, very, very, very much like the character she plays on a little show called Always Sunny in Philadelphia (but who the hell cares? The more KO AKA M AKA TM the better, dammit!)

IN OTHER WORDS

Watch this show. Make your friends watch it. Make your family – you know, those phoney baloneys who always say they’re “disappointed” in what you and your generation create and enjoy – watch ittoo. Maybe they’ll learn something. Even if they don’t, maybe their eyeballs will get The Mick renewed. Again and again and again.

Web Series: ‘Choose Your Own McGursky’

Whoa! This is pretty damn funny.

And exhausting.

Why?

Watch and see, brothers and sisters. But here’s a clue: You can choose your own %$#@! ending! (Over and over and….)

Found on Stareable

Why You Need a Mentor

Extremely valuable advice for anyone embarking on a new career. Yep, even writers…honest!

by Eric Ravenscraft

Having a mentor is a great way to gain experience and knowledge that’s not easy to gain from formal education. Ironically, getting the most out of your mentor doesn’t come with a handbook. So we wrote one.

 Of course, you may wonder why you need a mentor at all. Simple! You don’t know everything. Sorry rebellious youth. The truth is that most people who are just starting out don’t really know how to get what they want and even fewer know how to ask for it. Finding a mentor in the field you want to pursue is a great way to learn the necessary skills and career paths you need.

Choosing the right mentor is the most important part of getting the most from one. A good mentor can teach you how to reach the goals you’ve set for yourself. So first, ask yourself what you want to do. Want to write a book? Start a business? Learn to code? The best mentor will be one who knows how to do what you want to accomplish (and, ideally, has done it successfully before).

Of course, what you want to accomplish doesn’t have to be limited solely to a job. Being a manager is something many people can do. Being a good manager is another thing entirely. A good mentor shouldn’t just be one that knows more than you, but one that appeals to you. Try to imagine yourself in the position they’re in. If that’s an idea you’re okay with, move forward. If you dread the idea of becoming the type of person they are, keep looking. Becoming successful and being miserable aren’t intrinsically linked….

Read it all at Lifehacker

PASSENGERS – ADRIFT IN OUTER SPACE SEEKING A PLOT

Film Review by Lew Ritter

PASSENGERS is the mega-budget pairing of two A-List stars in what promised to be the must see Sci-Fi thriller of the Christmas Season. It is about the giant Starship Avalon, a giant spaceship /arc containing five thousand sleeping passengers. They are hibernating in pods on a one hundred twenty year journey to a green, undisturbed new planet.

Along the way, the spaceship suffers a meteorite strike, and one of the pods malfunctions. It belongs to JIM PRESTON (Chris Pratt) an engineer looking for a new life. He had spent most of his life savings starting a new life on the new world. Jim awakens from hibernation. To his dismay, he awakened ninety years before the ship would reach its final destination.

Jim becomes the modern Robinson Crusoe of outer space. He is alone on a giant technological marvel of a space ship with all the amenities except company. ARTHUR (Michael Sheen) is Jim’s Friday, a chatty, robot bartender. After a year of solitude, the joys of the technology have worn thin and his thoughts turned to suicide. He steps out of the ship’s airlock and for a moment, contemplates plunging into the dark void of space.

After more than a year of aching grief and loneliness and growing a grizzly beard, Jim glances into one of the pods and sees a gorgeous young blonde. He is rescued by the discovery of a sleeping capsule containing AURORA LANE (Jennifer Lawrence). Enamored with his “sleeping beauty”, he examines her life story and database. She is a gorgeous young writer from Manhattan, who sought to explore and write about the new world.

Driven by his loneliness, he suffers pangs of guilt about whether to release Aurora from her hibernation. At the end of Act One, he caused Aurora’s pod to malfunction. At last, he has company, but at a great price.

Act Two is devoted to the charming, budding romance between the lost lovers. However, drifting below the surface is the dreaded truth about Jim’s actions.

Arthur accidently reveals the truth and Aurora flies into a rage. She struggles to deal with her situation, as Jim vainly attempts to make amends.

The Third Act jumps into high gear as Jim and Aurora race to stop the ship’s computer systems from malfunctioning and destroying the ship. It features some extraordinary visuals as the pair risk a dangerous spacewalk to prevent the ship from exploding.

Aurora risks everything to rescue Jim who has floated away from the spaceship. This is high octane excitement, but too little too late to fight off the snooze factor.

THE GOOD:

In the last few years, it has become somewhat of a Christmas tradition to see Jennifer Lawrence star in a movie.

She is a talented actress whose name has become a guaranteed box office draw. In the past several years, her Xmas contribution to movie pleasure have been AMERICAN HUSTLE and JOY.

Chris Pratt became a star after appearing in the whimsical, sleeper hit GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and solidified it with his heroic turn as a scientist/adventurer in JURASSIC WORLD. His performance pumped up the action and fun of JURASSIC WORLD and turned it into one of the most popular movies in the Jurassic Park series.

Pratt and Lawrence are effortlessly charming and would make a fantastic cast for a great romantic comedy. Pratt brings a naïve working class charm to his role of Jim. Lawrence is elegant and brings a soulfulness to her role of Aurora.

Despite the charm of the two stars, however, there is no one else to play off except for Arthur, the bartender. Sheen plays Arthur with a perpetual smile and an amount of congeniality and earns some of the best lines of the movie.

THE BAD:

The plot or lack of it. We are asked to believe that a giant spacecraft with 5,000 people aboard has no provision whatsoever for getting struck by an asteroid or dealing with any disaster.

The crew is unavailable to help in the event of an asteroid or other disaster. They are hibernating behind impregnable doors. Despite being a technological marvel, there is no way for our two main characters to return to blissful hibernation. The corporation that launched the ship is light years away on planet Earth, unable to being contacted in case of an emergency.

Lawrence Fishburne appears briefly as GUS, a crewmember released from his hibernation, when a passing meteorite strikes the ship. His role appears to be more of a plot device than a full scale character.

He informs Jim and Aurora that their ship is facing destruction with the malfunction of the computer systems. He gives them instructions on how to save the ship from pending disaster before conveniently dying of a heart attack.

CONCLUSION:

This script supposedly ranked high on the BLACKLIST website. It was directed by the highly regarded director of THE IMITATION GAME. Surprisingly, this script did not receive a Pass from the many executives or their readers during its journey to the big screen Notes should have included lack of action, lack of secondary characters for the main characters to interact, and meaningful character development. This should have sent it back for a major rewrite.

The biggest mystery of all is how two A-List talents were convinced to star in this movie. The final voiceover sends the movie off on an optimistic note, but it is not enough to save it from tepid word of mouth reviews and sinking at the box office.


Lew Ritter is a TVWriter™ Contributing Writer. Learn more about him here.

ABC Midseason (2017) Series & Specials Premiere Schedule

by TVWriter™ Press Service

Who lovesya, baby?

THURSDAY, JANUARY 26
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Scandal” (Season Six Premiere)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “How to Get Away with Murder”

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27 – THURSDAY, MARCH 2
9:00-11:00 p.m. “When We Rise”

SUNDAY, MARCH 5
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Once Upon a Time”
9:00-11:00 p.m. “Time After Time” (Two-Hour Premiere)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 8
10:00-11:00 p.m. “Designated Survivor”

THURSDAY, MARCH 9
10:00-11:00 p.m. “The Catch” (Season Two Premiere)

SUNDAY, MARCH 12
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Time After Time” (Time-Period Premiere)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “American Crime” (Season Three Premiere)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29
8:30-9:00 p.m. “Imaginary Mary” (Sneak Peek)

TUESDAY, APRIL 4
9:30-10:00 p.m. “Imaginary Mary” (Time-Period Premiere)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 24
8:00-11:00 p.m. “Dirty Dancing”

Cartoon: ‘Advice to Writers’

Because Grant Snider of Incidental Comics is absolutely the finest visual philosopher…ever!

More Grant Snider wit, wisdom and posters at Incidental Comics

munchman: Better Days are Coming?

munchman’s TV Musings #11
by munchman

I was shocked – shocked, I say! – to look over TVWriter™’s Google Analytics this past weekend and discover that munchman’s TV Musings is far and away the least popular of all regular features on this site. Not just for this new year, oh no, but for all time. Even if you include my old Love & Money column, which held the title up till now.

So thank you, friends and neighbors, mates and exes, for you continued lack of support. I promise to continue bugging the shit out of you for many days, weeks, months, possibly even years to come!

Which brings us to:

  • Life in our oh-so Phil-Dickian Universe of black comedy and ennui (and who’d a-thunk those two concepts could co-exist so well?) continues to bring a simultaneously disgusted and bored smile to Yer Friendly Neighborhood Ubermuncher’s face. Case in point: Recent news that the Coen Brothers are going to write and direct their first TV series. It’s called The Ballad of Busty Scruggs, and guess what, ya illiterate bastids? Sucker that I am for anything that’s the ballad (or even ballade) of anything, I’m intrigued as hell and looking forward to what they end up giving us. Welcome to the Binge Watching Brigade, balladeers!
  • OTOH, recent news that Constantine, a successful comic book about a very successful and un-Doc Strange or even Harry Potter type wizard that has failed in all previous attempts to bring it to both film and TV is coming back as an animated series reaffirms my suspicion that my eternal depression is justified. Don’t get the munchadingus wrong. I lurve the comic book incarnation of everybody’s favorite bi-sexual magicker and would love to see it on my laptop, but this time around it’s appearing on the farm team’s farm team. By which I mean on the CWSeed website, which is where the morons-who-consider-themselves-ultrahip-geniuses show stuff that even they understand isn’t good enough for their grossly inadequate attempt at being a television network, the CW itself. I’m thinking, “Yikes!” and worrying that I’m being too optimistic.
  • Speaking of comics, BleedingCool has a list of the top selling comic books of 2016 that probably would tell me a lot if I bothered to analyze – that means think, if any Trumperfuckers are reading this – it. Turns out the numero uno seller of last year was Big Trouble in Little China/Escape from New York #1 by Greg Pak and Daniel Bayliss, which beat not only Marvel’s Civil War #1 but D.C.’s first issue of Harley Quinn. A non-tentpole winner, guys ‘n’ gals! A property with no toys, no games, no recent successful film or TV series! Maybe there’s some hope in this world after all, yeah?
  • While we’re on the subject of hope, I noticed that Wil Wheaton – yeppers, that Wil Wheaton – last week posted a short, uh, post on his website about a subject that should be near and dear to our hearts. It’s called “Three books that helped make me a better writer,” and I’d say it’s a must-read except…sorry, Wil, I love you as a mid-range almost-threatening mildly-irritating evil boss in most if not all of your recent TV play acting, but this writing thing? Better writer than what? Any other almost famous in another area beginner? Keep hoping, pal. Dreams can come true!
  • Ooh, Drew Barrymore is coming to the TV series meatmarket next month with a series called Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix. Methinks that’s cooler than shit but what’s this thing where she’s playing the MOM of the lead character? No way is she old enough for that. No way can I, Ms B’s absolutely biggest fan who thought she was fantastic in Guncrazy no matter what anybody sez, be that old either. Curse you, Phil Dick! Get yer universe outta here and go!
  • I’m gonna go now too, but first one last cooler than shit bit of showbiz newz. For reasons that my former significant other could never understand and to be honest I’m not so sure I do either, I’ve become a fan of a tumblr blog called Left,Write, LeftAnd as that selfsame ex can attest, when I’m a fan I’m as fanatic as they come. So not only am I recommending the blog, I’m also here to officially congratulate its writer, Adi Blotman (whose name, come to think of it, may be as real/unreal as munchman itself is or is not) for having what it takes to write a full length pilot script of some sort or other, as opposed to just thinking about it in bed at night and falling sleep while trying to decide what color hair the protagonist has. And, further, for entering it in the 2017 Launch Pad Pilot Competition. Hey, Adi, have you thought about entering this in the next PEOPLE’S PILOT as well? I know the head guy over there pretty well, and…

Oops, I’m outta time and space for this week. (My ex sez I’m always outta time and space, but what the hell, I kinda like the dimension I’m in. Tune in next time to hear me quietly rage about Love, Money & The Industry…and the goddamn Philip K. Dick multiverse we’re fucking stuck in!


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